This is a Love Letter to the Sisterhood

This a love letter to the sisterhood. This is an homage to all the women who hold us up. The ones who walk before, leaving a trail of wisdom crumbs behind for us to follow in the dark. The ones who walk at our side, whispering those two sweetest words like a salve to our […]

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Lessons on Losing a Friend

I used to work with a woman who hated me. HATED ME. There’s an expression in the online world, B*tch Eating Crackers. BEC for short because life is much too busy to be insulting people in full actual words. Anyway what it means is that you dislike a person so much that they could be […]

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An Open Letter to Comfort
An Open Letter to Comfort | lizpetrone.com

Dear comfort: I’m so sorry for all the times I denied you. I apologize for the pointy toe shoes, the ill fitting bras, and all the various forms of waistbands I have chosen over you over the years. I especially regret the time I made my mom drive over those two empty coke cans so […]

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Forgiveness Starts at Home and Other Bullshit

The Mercedes came out of nowhere. One second I was driving along, singing badly mangled lyrics to whatever 90s hip hop I could dredge up from the bowels of the radio presets, and the next I was inches from taillights. I slammed on my brakes and my arm shot out sideways in that instinctual mom-baton […]

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The Thrill of Being Married With Children

It’s 3:00AM, our bedroom, any night, and I hear a noise. “Nick, did you hear that?” I ask my sleeping husband, hoping that the noise was just a remnant of the dream I was having about Brendan Fraser and fried chicken because I would really like to go back to it. Nick doesn’t answer. The […]

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